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Egd Demotivational Poster


"CHARLIE" - So THAT'S the name Elder God Douchebag used to get hired at Saint Boffo's Clown Mortuary.


TAGS: sorry egd i couldnt resist
Rating: 3.45/5

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funnyman37 - May 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
Necrophilia; where am I not only the president, but also a member.
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 6:01 am
I noticed EGD hasn't commented on this one yet. Could he be a little too "busy" because of that seltzer explosion at the clown college that killed 15? I hear they were able to fit all the bodies into one Mini-sized hearse, with room to spare.
Piers - August 25, 2009, 5:57 pm
Garth Marengi's Dark Place! Man I want to watch this now.....
Woodywood03a - August 11, 2009, 9:40 am
That is good. very good!!!
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 9:07 am
Briton is baaaaaaack! Yes, yes he is!!! 5 shoveling lions!


Get off that high horse! -


TAGS: gregdaly horse
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:12 pm
Ditto what Donkeylove - I mean monkeylove - just posted! Keep these hits a comin' will ya?
5150monkeylove - July 5, 2013, 9:39 pm
Hell of a debut!!!!!!!!!


THE DEATH STAR - EGD wrote the book


TAGS: tribute to egd
Rating: 2.88/5

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mmmmmmmm - April 6, 2009, 6:44 am
WANT


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - The "Blue Screen of Death" on his PC doesn't mean what YOU think it means!


TAGS: egd motifake moderator console
Rating: 3.61/5

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thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:26 am
lolman's brain is an (ava) liability, not an asset.
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 8:42 am
AVA-Liable? ROFL... it's spelled correctly.
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 7:46 am
lol @lolman...in trying to Spelling Nazi something he sets himself up to be Nazi'd! "Avaliable"???
lolman - September 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
I dont know what it means, but I do know that AVALIABLE is spelt thus.
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 5:25 pm
What does it mean?


EGD'S CAT - I have done EVIL things in the litter box. There will be more EVIL after my nap. Where is my wicked ball of string?




FEELING FAT? - Go on the EGD Diet! It Really Works!




ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

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Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am
Dude, what's with me pic?


HOLY CHIP! -


TAGS: egd
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by culos

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 5:59 pm
He has invaded our potato chips?... All hope is lost. 5L.
spacedog - January 14, 2010, 5:56 pm
LMAO! What flavor is it? Salt and vinegar? 5Ls


MINIONS - Lester Jenkins experiences a short-lived moment of supremacy over Elder God Douchebag (He was later turned into pudding for his insolence)




EDG'S COUCH - I rather stand...thank you!


TAGS: tribute to egd
Rating: 3.28/5

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ICEMAN - February 28, 2010, 6:18 pm
Elder Dog Gouchebag?


OH SHIT! - EGD left the stove on again


TAGS: egd
Rating: 3.25/5

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EGD- MOBILE - Because you have to show the town you mean business


TAGS: egd
Rating: 2.75/5

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EGD - His parents made him the man he is today


TAGS: tribute to egd
Rating: 2.5/5

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Sean - June 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Elder God Douchebag ... most High and Mighty Deity of the Ever-Righteously Spiteful Holy Spirit of Never Dwindling or Otherwise Diminishing Uber-Doucherie. That's who. Sheesh.
huh? - June 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
right....who's egd?


THE FLYING DEATH FORTRESS - Come soon to the skies near you!


TAGS: tribute to egd
Rating: 2.5/5

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axe11154 - October 10, 2011, 11:09 am
WTF its no death fortress Its just a hotel Rons gonna shoot down


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - They only man SUPERMAN fears


TAGS: tribute egd
Rating: 2.4/5

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LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 12:15 pm
He gets 10...he also sends one to himself because he doesn't like odd numbers...
Hector - April 21, 2009, 11:25 am
There's 10 really bad people in the world and Elder God Douchebag gets nine Christmas cards every year.
Anonymous2 - March 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Silly, that's Batman, but why is he using a phone booth?


THE BELLO NEBULA - EGD was born there


TAGS: egd
Rating: 2.07/5

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THE ELDER GOD - He is the scourge of all living souls. The eater of not-so-small children. And, worst of all, the killer of threads.


TAGS: egd is a meanie head
Rating: 4.11/5

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Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:15 pm
Tripper quit tripping. What is it mommy not bring out enough treats for your sausage fest circle party?
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 10:07 pm
Tripper...do you even read the posters, or the comments, or...at all. Perhaps you're just pasting a message you don't quite understand. You see, YOU, sir, are the bitch.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 31, 2010, 6:35 pm
Is this in reference to that thread I didn't even get a chance to be on? BECAUSE IT NEVER EXISTED!!!
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:56 am
It's a good show! Even if I've seen it, I'll watch it some more.
MrRandom - January 31, 2010, 11:54 am
TV? Is that where the shows I watch online come from?
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 10:50 am
It's in honor of Adult Swim -maybe-picking up FMA Brotherhood. YAY!!!
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 10:48 am
ohhh, new avatar!! Say Uncle!!
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 10:35 am
Thank you, kind sir. :D
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 10:33 am
TOC FTW!!! 5 grumpy bastards
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 10:29 am
Hell yeah, I 5'd my own poster.


ELDER GOD DOUCHEBAG - QUIT MESSING WITH US -


TAGS: egd
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
I'm impressed Mr. Culos, quote the output, and all quite nice!
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 10:59 am
Vrrooom, Vroooom! Screeech...Bang! Oooops! My Bad!


THE CHURCH OF DOUCHE -




SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold


TAGS: november challenge dont worry egd that is just one of about a million amirite
Rating: 3.29/5

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Sean - November 23, 2009, 2:56 pm
Cool. I really do wear a monacle, too.
guest - November 20, 2009, 7:53 pm
And Sean should know.


TWINKIES - An acceptable alternative to bars of gold.


TAGS: egd twinkies are good to eat
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by Elder God Douchebag

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 10:41 am
What makes a troll?...is it because no one loves you?....did your uncle touch you in your bathing suit area?...did that "special" girl in high school reject you?.......your parents were cousins!....now I understand.
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:35 am
No. Your death is so necessary. Please make it happen now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 2:43 am
I missed all the fun. I was watching "Watchmen"
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 12:47 am
PM, AK
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 12:46 am
Hi Bone.... what point of view?
MO - August 8, 2009, 12:28 am
Night buzz! Night Bone! Night John boy. G'night Mary sue Ellen Francis of a sissy.......
BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 12:22 am
Well, a politfake commentator poster just popped in the line. That's my cue. G-Nite all!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:19 am
more like a red headed step-child
BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 12:17 am
More like talking to Kelly Bundy.
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:16 am
random for sure...I would love to be able to talk to that pep for about ten minuets...It be like talking to Ted Bundy
BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 12:16 am
Suicide by Twinkie post. What a way to go.
Agent K - August 8, 2009, 12:14 am
Still a glorious beautiful suicide...and completely random.
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:13 am
OH OH OH...can I be first
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:12 am
I don't think that one line is a rant...it was suicide
Elder God Douchebag - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
I may have to re-start Random Torture Tuesdays..Just to keep you all on your toes.
Agent K - August 8, 2009, 12:11 am
well guess i'll actually try to sleep. I'm glad i got on in time to see that little psycho go on his rant though!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 12:10 am
Aggy has been around as long as I have...we both got the same attitude about things.
MO - August 8, 2009, 12:07 am
I'm sure it's more of a consulting job...aggys not known for timmyizm.
BuZZbomb - August 8, 2009, 12:05 am
OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! AGGY has to go the principals office.
Agent K - August 8, 2009, 12:02 am
doh! *walks slowly to room* *shuts door*
MO - August 8, 2009, 12:01 am
ot!! ot!!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 12:00 am
That's why you should stay in your room, young AK...
MO - August 8, 2009, 12:00 am
Beaks for eating honey!!! I frickin love it!!! I'm actually crying.....
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:59 pm
SQUIRREL?? WHERE OH GOD KEEP IT AWAY!! I'M TOO YOUNG OT GET RABIES!!
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
Yeah, hi Aggy! Been meaning to talk to you. Mind stepping into my office (PMs)?
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
Maybe a nice BUZZZZ would get that funk off! Dammn wet wool and poo? I may be offended...but then again that's just the drama llama rearing it's SQUIRREL!!!!
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
you shout... Look out, there are llamas!
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you...
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
In response to which comment Aggy...Oh and hi, nice to see ya!
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 11:54 pm
"Won't solve anything, Bone. Too many people around here have been droppin' like flies already and where's that gettin' us, huh? Nowhere. Fast.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:53 pm
>.> i uhhh am in my room...
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:52 pm
HEY! We're all supposed to be in our rooms. And MO, your llama smells like wet wool and poo. Give that thing a bath.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:52 pm
.....try syncing??
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
So ask Mr M.
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
No, I would not feel better if this turned into a chat room. I just want it properly assigned back to me.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
For sure! Though i just hope he doesn't go on like a killing spree or something...cause he's got serious serious issues even for a timmy. lol
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
I just thank the big guy that I was here for that sh*t! I mean he sh*t on me pretty good
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:42 pm
I was tempted to make some inflammatory comments on his latest posters just to see if he'd bite....EPIC flame out
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:41 pm
Elder's Place has a nice ring to it
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:41 pm
sweet no more disturbing i've never seen a real girl naked posters?? YAY!!
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:39 pm
Drama is my llama!!! Giddy yup!!!
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:39 pm
Bunny is a sleep...we tried to call her and get it, no luck. So the Timmy just killed himself with no help from anyone. It was MotiSuicide! That's a first for me...just sayin'
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:36 pm
Well, let's not get TOO dramatic now, Mo.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:36 pm
oh was the smashing hammer of smashiness used??
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:35 pm
EGD, if we made this poster the new comments 'chat room' and called it "Eldies Place" ..Would that make you feel better?
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:35 pm
Buzz you forgot the "I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN!!!" line....
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:34 pm
Cards are the only thing AK didn't take away
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:33 pm
Well if you don't deal how are we going to play cards anyway
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
**whimper, whimper, sniffle, scuffing feet, mumbling** >>BEDROOM DOOR SLAMS!!!
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:32 pm
Yeah! Yeah!! Smashy thingys!! Smashing!
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 11:31 pm
I didn't deal a damn thing. I want to know why this poster isn't properly credited as being mine.
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:29 pm
EGD, did you deal the death blow?
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:29 pm
but i just got here.....yes sir *hangs head*
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:27 pm
I don't care who started it ...You're ALL grounded. Two weeks. No going out, no TV, no Gameboy, no COMPUTER! Now go to your rooms and think about what you've done.
Agent K - August 7, 2009, 11:26 pm
wow that kid has issues...
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:26 pm
No more name calling. Roger! (:
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:24 pm
We're sorry Mr. AK. We didn't mean anything by it. Please don't call our folks. And, well, HE started it.
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:24 pm
remove a d from my last....thnx
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:23 pm
I'm glad you're happy... But you can stop with the name-calling now. :)
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:22 pm
We're just so happy AK! The self destruction of and absolute moron is always something to watch....but I'm done. Just know that I'm grinning from ear to ear.....(:
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 11:21 pm
..Did someone repost this? I know I submitted this..
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:19 pm
Very apt, very apt indeed. Just sucks that he actually posted like 500 worthless posters in the last two weeks.
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:19 pm
*turns in his toy gun*
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:16 pm
That's enough guys.
BuZZbomb - August 7, 2009, 11:15 pm
A Twinkie Ad, Little Jalford? Really? You opted for an anonymous Twinkie ad as your swansong? Wow, you ARE a Timmy.
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:15 pm
When did that go out...just sayin' I might of came back sooner.
Arrogant Knight - August 7, 2009, 11:14 pm
Okay jalford, that was your last chance. I'm notifying the Admin and you will be banned. Thank you for playing.
MO - August 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
And there it is!!!! Buh-by fucktard! Mr M gave you one more chance to play nice......You just used it.
BoneCD - August 7, 2009, 11:09 pm
Thank you for that thoughtful comment jalford. Coming from you I'm sure it carries a lot of weight there.
jalford - August 7, 2009, 11:07 pm
(banned)
Doc - March 3, 2009, 4:40 am
So ... if someone replaced all the gold bars in Ft Knox with twinkies... hmmm.


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